willtryagain143:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

Me when I walk with Heichlo (@control-remember-beyond) somewhere

Horrendously accurate.

willtryagain143:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

Me when I walk with Heichlo (@control-remember-beyond) somewhere

Horrendously accurate.

(via chronicallytardy144)

lanuitetoilee128:

runawaysaint:

trapped-in-a-url:

mishollins:

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

silentswirls:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

mishollins:

Finish the sentence: Do me 

a favor and do me

a favor

and fucking do me

a favour

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

a favor

and fuck me

a favor

is all I’ve been asking for; so will you please just do me

this one little favor, just this one favor, and help put an end to run-on sentences.

(via chronicallytardy144)

this-is-my-story-blr:

aloistrancyhive:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Always. 
I pledge allegiance to the dash, of the united blogs of Tumblr. And to the followers for which we praise, one nation under David, united, with favorites and reblogs for all

Yay *o*

this-is-my-story-blr:

aloistrancyhive:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

image

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Always. 

I pledge allegiance to the dash, of the united blogs of Tumblr. And to the followers for which we praise, one nation under David, united, with favorites and reblogs for all

Yay *o*

(Source: skinny-jeans-for-beauty-queens, via minus9818)

Tags: Obligatory.

camemanque115:

all-ofthehomo:

Guess who’s not going to comic con?
Hint: it’s me

someday

Somehow.

(via chronicallytardy144)

this-is-my-story-blr:

aloistrancyhive:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Always. 
I pledge allegiance to the dash, of the united blogs of Tumblr. And to the followers for which we praise, one nation under David, united, with favorites and reblogs for all

Yay *o*

this-is-my-story-blr:

aloistrancyhive:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

image

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Always. 

I pledge allegiance to the dash, of the united blogs of Tumblr. And to the followers for which we praise, one nation under David, united, with favorites and reblogs for all

Yay *o*

(Source: skinny-jeans-for-beauty-queens, via chronicallytardy144)

oohkillit82:

all-ofthehomo:

Read More

Lol your dad called you white
Omg we’re so fucked for the next four months
It’ll be okay
I’ll become a starved insomniac and you’ll become a puddle of melodrama
What I don’t understand is when our behavior becomes unacceptable?
Hella tempted to talk to the therapist, but I have no time
Senior year is like the last two real weeks of junior year on repeat
I miss television
Wait no, I miss feeling well rested

And I’ll be doing my thing, seeing you guys now and again when my schedule permits it. I’ll be a body of terribly concealed sarcasm, anger and irritation. It’ll be the usual for us.

We’ve done this before. As tempted as I am to just avoid everything and regain my peace of mind, I know that I can pull through this again. You can too. It’s more of your decision than mine, but I believe you guys can do this. Whatever it is.

To show you guys how serious I am, I’m reblogging this. Legit reblogging and adding a comment. The last time I posted anything was… a year ago? More or less?

Absent, you’re going to be stressed. Your parents have the option of either helping you or kicking you while you’re down. If they choose the second, kindly tell them the previous sentence. If they keep kicking, kindly tell them to get out of your room. If they don’t, find somewhere quiet to calm down. It can be the bathroom, or even outside of your house. They need to know their limits as you see them, not only the limits they have set for themselves.

Switch, as important as finishing everything is, there’s a point when it becomes unhealthy. I’ll say it: I get a bit worried when you say you don’t sleep much, or miss a meal. Even though I’m being a giant hypocrite in saying this, school is not our life. You can talk to the counselor during 20 minute morning break break, or lunchtime. Just drop in when the door is open and you have five minutes. Say you’re in a rush. The counselor will understand; she has to deal with many others.

I hope you both understand this. Maybe you’ll follow my advice, and maybe you won’t. Either way, taking care of yourself is the most important thing you can do right now. It’s not college applications, or essays, or presentations. It’s you who is important.

Control out.

(via chronicallytardy144)

drowininginib:

John is obviously working a new case undercover…
as a juggling elf on stilts.

control-remember-beyond:
And so, Absent found a Martin Freeman lookalike in San Francisco while looking for a pamphlet that had Christmas carols written inside…

drowininginib:

John is obviously working a new case undercover…

as a juggling elf on stilts.

control-remember-beyond:

And so, Absent found a Martin Freeman lookalike in San Francisco while looking for a pamphlet that had Christmas carols written inside…

(Source: all-ofthehomo)

Shit Control Says: Look it Up

  • Control: My tooth still feels funny.
  • Dad: Google it.
  • Control: ..."My tooth got pushed back with a bamboo stick in a Shakespeare play". Somehow I don't think that'll get many results.

Shit Control Says: Batman Posters

"And it’s the original Batman and Robin on the poster too. Adam West and… that guy who played Robin."

-Control

My newest song addiction.

-Control

(Source: stuckinreverie)